On the first day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A bra two sizes too large for me. (I was maybe ten years old).
On the second day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the third day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.On the sixth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
An already scratched lottery ticket, a Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the ninth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
Some off brand stinky perfume, an already scratched lottery ticket, a Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A Skilsaw, some off brand stinky perfume , an already scratched lottery ticket, a Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
An electric drill, a Skilsaw, some off brand stinky perfume , an already scratched lottery ticket, a Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, someone gave to me:
A stool (for sitting, not a sample), an electric drill, a Skilsaw, some off brand stinky perfume, an already scratched lottery ticket, a Santa mug filled with yucky candy, a rechargeable broom, a gold chain from a penny candy machine, a chocolate pie, a medium sized ladder, a hammer wrapped with ribbon and a bra two sizes too large for me.
Yes, these were actual gifts I received, I kid you not and I was happy for each one. It is the thought that counts.
Merry Christmas to each of you and remember: God made Christmas happen, friends make Christmas beautiful, music makes Christmas festive, giving makes Christmas joyous and love makes Christmas complete.
(Kathy Camp is a columnist for the Banner- News. Email her at [email protected])